Pike House, Year 4

So we are officially old. Yep, real old. As evidenced by Friday night, when we went to the Pike house to see Cowboy Mouth. Their lead singer looks really gay by the way. Anyway, I drove after we went and ate at Old Venice, and there was a line of like 100 people outside. We found out that it was the girls line, so Mike and I skipped with Nick up to the front so we could pretend we were rushees. We had to sign the list- Mike scribbled, I wrote down "Hairy Old Man." Anyway, we got in the door and proceeded to watch Kellie and Brandee skip literally the entire line and just walk to the front of the line. I think all of the freshman girls were just amazed that they had the guts to do it, so they didnt say anything, and the girls got in pretty quick.

Most of the night was uneventful, but there are some really good quotes, and I will share them now.

Mike decided that it was taking entirely too long getting up the stairs, so he started screaming out "I am a very important person! VIP coming through, get out fo the way! I know important people and I have 600 friends on Facebook!"

My technique was more aimed at the freshman girls, as I tried to convince more than a few that they were handing out free Chi-O bids upstairs. I also told Kellie that a girl that passed us by on the stairs looked like a character from Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, and the girl heard me and got pissed.

We ran into our friend Amy in the hall, and she was rather intoxicated, and attempting to get rid of her drink, so she gave it to Nick. This is Mike, from 15 feet away in line at the bathroom:
"Nick, don't drink it! It's got the AIDS!!!!" We all pretty much died after that.

The last thing noteworthy at the party is that we were trying to find a ride home (God Bless Ashely Guinn, the best dd EVER) and we were in a room off to the side of the real party. SOme girls wandered in and we started talking to them, and the fire alarm went off. The more intoxicated (or just dumber) one asked what it was, and I told her it was the free beer alarm. She was like "Really?" and I told her yes, that it goes off once a party at the Pike house and all the rooms hand out free beer. Her friend looked at me and rolled her eyes, and told her it was the fire alarm, then they just kinda left.

Outside the house we were waiting on Ashley to come get us, and there were a bunch of groups of randome freshmen passing us. Mike interacted with three different groups.

Group 1:
Girls: Hey, do you know what time the Rebel Ride comes by?
Mike: Yea, 9:15, 9:30, 9_15. 9:30, 9:45....
Girls: Ohhh, he means every 15 minutes, thats not bad (Mike had no idea what time the Rebel Ride came). We're going to the Library!
Mike: I love the Library! It's the most awesome place in the world! DJ Mario is playing, he's the greatest!
Girls: Is he making fun of us?
Mike: No no, I really love the Library.
Girls: Oh ok, sorry.
(Mike was obviously making fun of them.

Group 2:
Mike: Hey guys, they're not letting you into the Pike house unless you have your collar popped. Pop your collars!
Guys: Oh ok, we better pop em. Thanks man!

Group 3:
Guy: Do you have a lighter?
Mike: God does.
Guy: Are you God?
Mike: No, but you'd be surprised, I get that alot.

Ok, the end, goodnight. -Chris