The Curb

Freshman year at Deaton Chris always seemed to park at the same spot. It was right next to Deaton and close to the emergency exit. Well during our sophomore year when we moved in we noticed that the spot now had yellow paint on it. The yellow paint was pointless it covered up maybe 4 feet and was very very pointless. It was just enought paint so you couldnt park there. After awhile Chris got frustrated and we took things into our own hands. Chris, Kellie, and myself headed to Wal Mart late one nite and bought gray spray paint. We then went over to the spot and sprayed the spray paint to cover up the yellow paint. It was not an exact match but it was good enough and Chris was able to park there again. So if you ever need to park in a spot that has yellow paint by it, just buy some gray spray paint. -Mike

Sneaky Tiki

Friday nite, Kellie, Brandee, Marc, Nick and myself headed to the square to bar hop. After a couple of stops we ended up at the Sneaky Tiki. We got in and Nick started to talk to some Pikes. Marc and Brandee went to go get drinks and Kellie and I were talking. Kellie and I then saw an empty swing so we went and sat on it. We were people watching when Marc and Brandee came over. They asked us to make room so we did. Now this swing was not intended to hold 4 people. Shortly after Marc and Brandee sat down, the swing snapped and we all went and hit the ground. Marc and Brandee had broken the swing at the Sneaky Tiki. We all gathered ourselves and some other people started to point and laugh. When then left the area and didnt stay much longer -Mike

Near Death Experiences

College brings a lot of new experiences, even the occasional near death experience. Chris, Nick, and myself all have had our own near death experience - sort of.

Nick: Nick has a food allergy to chicken. If he comes in comtact wiht it he can die. Freshman year Chris and I are walking back from Bio lab and we see Nick. We yell at him and he just waves to us and keeps walking. He was heading towards the student health center. We didnt think anything of it, we just thought he was taking care of some business. Later taht day I got a call from the nurse at the heatlh center and she said nick was there. We went there and found Nick who was fine. He told us once he got to the heatlh center that he told the receptionsits he couldnt breathe and she just told him to sit down. H e waited for about 2 minutes and then told her again he couldnt breathe, finally after telling her for quite sometime that he couldnt breathe she took him to see a doctor. Nick ahd three different doctors trying to figure out what happened to him.

Chris: Chris got a conccussion from playing basketball one day. Walking back to the Union Chris said he felt weird. I just kinda brushed it off not really thinkgin about it, that is until we saw our frined Craddy who Chris called Brandee. We found Marc and asked him what to do, since he's pre med and all, Marc didnttake us seriously. We then saw Laura Piazza and asked her waht to do, she said dont let him go to sleep and to take him to the hospital. Joe and I took him to the hospital and they found out Chris had a mild concussion.

Mike: After a nite of drinking me and CHirs were eating some candy. Chris then started to throw the food into my mouth, while trying to htrow a chocolate raisen in my mouth I began to choke. I tried to cough but i couldnt, Chris then asked me if I was choking, I shoke my head yes. Chris then performed the hympleic manuever on me and the raisen came flying out. We then continued to drink. - Mike

Back to Freshman Year

Freshman year, Joe and I were playing xbox in my dorm room we he gets a call from Michael. Michael was a freshman at Murray State. Joe answers teh phone and Michael is absolutely wasted. Oh yea he was also lost. Joe is trying to tell him to go back to his dorm. Then Callum, our neighbor from Scotland, entered the room. We handed him the phone and he started talking to Michael. Now Michael had no idea who he was talking to and was quite confused. After talking to Callum, Joe got the phone back and asked Micahel where he lived. Michael said he didnt know but that his dorms name was on his student id. Joe told him to read his id and see where he lived. Michael responded by telling Joe that he cant read. We told Michael to give someone his id, so they could tell him where he lived. Michael said there were two guys near and that he was just gonna give his wallet to them. Joe told Michael to run away. Michael ran away and then approached a stop sign. Michael said he was gonna stop at the stop sign because he didnt need another ticket (Michael was walking). Finally Michael made it home, im still not sure how, but he did -Mike

Stephen Head

With today being the major league baseball draft I have decided to write about my story with Stephen HEad. Freshman year, as yal know we lived on teh same hall with the baseball players. Baseball season had begun and everyone was talking about how good Stephen HEad was. I hadnt gone to any games but I had seen his stats and was impressed. One night after drinking, our door was open and I was talking in my room with Nick. Stephen comes down the hall to brush his teeth. I said "hey" to him and told him if they need any extra baseball players to let me know because I was good. He smiled and said "OK". I said "no seriously Im real good I have a dominating change up, it goes about 45 miles an hour, you couldnt even hit it." Nick was in the background shaking his head and Stephen just laughed and walked away. Now when he's making millions of dollars, I can tell my children I told Stephen Head he couldnt hit my change up, and you know what he still couldnt hit today -Mike